i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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