She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
