I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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