Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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