she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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