incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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