You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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