Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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