I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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