just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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