some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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