He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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