Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
