Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
jump out the window naked night went bad
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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