I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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