butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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