I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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