It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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