Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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