jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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