Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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