sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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