It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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