question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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