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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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