But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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