You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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