I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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