I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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