Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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