I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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