How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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