Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Semen is not good for contacts.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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