i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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