I hate your face
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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