is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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