I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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