its not stalking. its research.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Damn victory sex feels great
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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