She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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