She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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