Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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