Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
As shirtless as possible
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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