I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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