do herpes really smell.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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