I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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