So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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