how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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