Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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