I smell stomach acid.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize