This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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