dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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