i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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