Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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