your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sarcasm needs its own font
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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